Monday, October 6, 2008

"Nailin Paylin"

Certainly, Rich "Little Starbursts" Lowry has already pre-ordered the latest offering from Hustler Video:

In a flashbacck sequence, "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!" Radar Online also posted an excerpt of the script, which includes a late-night visit from the tanning bed repairman.

Alas, there is also a three-way with Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice look-alikes. Actress Nina Hartley, 49, has been cast as Clinton.

I imagine that Lisa Ann (pictured above) will do a lot more than wink at the screen.

UPDATE: The Daily News also compiles a list of celebrities, of the non-porn variety, that could reasonably portray Palin. I was most surprised that Jennifer Aniston sort of fit the bill.

UPDATE 2: Since I don't yet know the screen names for the characters of Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice, let me do the childish thing and try to guess what they might be: Hillary Clitoris and Cunnilingus Rice.