tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59957484115243194852024-03-13T11:01:11.383-04:00False HustleWith malice toward none, with charity for all - Lincoln.blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.comBlogger1080125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-78578030435545975112010-01-02T11:51:00.002-05:002010-01-02T11:56:12.124-05:00Merry New Year!May 2010 be the best year of all, for each and every one of us:<br /><br /><object codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=" height="344" width="425" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="_cx" value="11245"><param name="_cy" value="9102"><param name="FlashVars" value=""><param name="Movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UpqknwKbvDE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="Src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UpqknwKbvDE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="WMode" value="Window"><param name="Play" value="-1"><param name="Loop" value="-1"><param name="Quality" value="High"><param name="SAlign" value=""><param name="Menu" value="-1"><param name="Base" value=""><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="Scale" value="ShowAll"><param name="DeviceFont" value="0"><param name="EmbedMovie" value="0"><param name="BGColor" value=""><param name="SWRemote" value=""><param name="MovieData" value=""><param name="SeamlessTabbing" value="1"><param name="Profile" value="0"><param name="ProfileAddress" value=""><param name="ProfilePort" value="0"><param name="AllowNetworking" value="all"><param name="AllowFullScreen" value="true"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UpqknwKbvDE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><br /><br />If you have any resolutions for the new year, feel free to share them here. I've got nothing specific planned, just a general hope that I can make it to Dec. 31 as a better person in some tangible and intangible ways.<br /><br />I'm sure I speak for the rest of the PostBourgie family and the Grape Drink Mafia when I say that I wish you all the same.<br /><br />Also, in a nod to the end of the aughts, let me provide a link to a moderately interesting Twitter meme that picked up a lot of steam yesterday: <a href="http://twitter.com/10yearsago">#10years ago</a>.<br /><br />It goes without saying that a lot can change over the course of a decade. But given that, 10 years ago, my personal e-mail address was jda12play@hotmail.com, I regularly wore do-rags in public and I was convinced that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y08s4BlRv1Y">Canibus</a> was going to be the next big thing in hip-hop, I find it hard to imagine that I could possibly mature even more in the, uh, 'tweens.<br /><br />And yet, that's simply the way of life.<br /><br />Salud, friends.<br /><br />P.S. It goes without saying, that as part of being better, blogging more often here at False Hustle is part of the deal. Please bear with me. Shit has been real for the past couple of months. But I miss all five of y'all.blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-73599256451500418432009-11-06T02:12:00.002-05:002009-11-06T02:17:22.501-05:00Making sense of the senseless<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEHwJ1Yl8I5aTAmorm4tDvmKIgz2kBq0rTLaAVr-JAXSVY6UH0G2gqnBgE-2rUY6xQMAaWe0u298dlNLbEwO91ccmzTT85Aw845K65Kv_kCIYC8zCiMJKfvUP5LClGsjPIdG6pOOuulOs/s1600-h/halfmast.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400886091372368146" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 235px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEHwJ1Yl8I5aTAmorm4tDvmKIgz2kBq0rTLaAVr-JAXSVY6UH0G2gqnBgE-2rUY6xQMAaWe0u298dlNLbEwO91ccmzTT85Aw845K65Kv_kCIYC8zCiMJKfvUP5LClGsjPIdG6pOOuulOs/s320/halfmast.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://jamesfallows.theatlantic.com/archives/2009/11/the_meaninglessness_of_shootin.php">James Fallows</a>:<br /><br /><blockquote>In the saturation coverage right after the events, the "expert" talking heads are compelled to offer theories about the causes and consequences. In the following days and weeks, newspapers and magazine will have their theories too. Looking back, we can see that all such efforts are futile. <strong>The shootings never mean anything</strong>. Forty years later, what did the Charles Whitman massacre "mean"? A decade later, do we "know" anything about Columbine? There is chaos and evil in life. Some people go crazy. In America, they do so with guns; in many countries, with knives; in Japan, sometimes poison.<br /><br />We know the emptiness of these events in retrospect, though we suppress that knowledge when the violence erupts as it is doing now. The cable-news platoons tonight are offering all their theories and thought-drops. They've got to fill time. I wish they could stop. As the Vietnam-era saying went, Don't mean nothing.</blockquote>Ten years ago, when I was a reporter at my college newspaper, L<a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/localnews/stories/DN-wedgwood_12met.ART.State.Edition1.4c2c9b0.html">arry Gene Ashbrook walked into a Fort Worth, Texas, Baptist church and opened fire</a>, killing seven and injuring seven more. He then turned the gun on himself.<br /><br />When I arrived at the grisly scene later that evening, I couldn't help but wonder what sort of evil - or mental illness, or both - would compel someone to wreak that sort of havoc on a group of innocent people.<br /><br />The wondering has never ceased.<br /><br />As if divining a motive would make things better.<br /><br />This shit is really complicated. We don't have any answers, and we might never have any. It really doesn't matter either way.<br /><br />Our thoughts and prayers go out to the survivors and family members of the victims. </div>blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-21534956565459994972009-10-30T20:35:00.003-04:002009-10-30T23:35:33.005-04:00Free Period: Friday Random TenSo, I'm assuming almost everyone is dressing up as <a href="http://www.nursefancydress.co.uk/images/adult-elite-sexy-nurse-costume-FDW50082.jpg">a sexy nurse</a>, <a href="http://funhousetheatrical.com/images/sexy_pirate_woman_costumes.jpg">a sexy pirate</a> or <a href="http://www.halloween-party-idea.net/images/mafia.jpg">a sexy gangster</a> for Halloween this weekend. <a href="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/10/06/the-10-worst-sexy-halloween-costumes/">Something sexy</a>, for sure. Or, as <a href="http://postbourgie.com/2009/10/30/damn-that-halloween-costume-is-racist-a-practice-post/">G.D. mentioned</a> earlier, <a href="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/10/28/how-to-inform-a-friend-their-halloween-costume-is-racist/">something potentially racist</a>.<br /><br />But not me. I plan to dress myself in pants two sizes too large, a doo-rag and something really feminine. Like a tunic. Or a wig. I'll be going as a rejected Morehouse applicant.<br /><br />That said, if you are headed out into the wild and unpredictable night on Saturday, <a href="http://postbourgie.com/2009/10/30/friday-random-ten-4/">over at PostBourgie</a>, we've suggested a few songs to keep the evil spirits and preteen panhandlers away.<br /><br />My offering for this week was: Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr.; Somebody's Watching Me by Rockwell; Never Scared (remix) by Bonecrusher feat. Jadakiss, Cam'ron and Busta Rhymes; and this hometown classic ...<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/G272iYvxW_w&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/G272iYvxW_w&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Thought we were gonna include "Thriller," huh? GTFOH.<br /><br />Please, enjoy the weekend. And think sexy.blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-54988132642058426992009-10-27T11:00:00.003-04:002009-10-27T11:07:03.119-04:00Some of my best friends<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1izqZJmGF4&feature=player_embedded">Like to party</a>:<br /><br /><object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z1izqZJmGF4&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z1izqZJmGF4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />This video reminds me of at least two years of my college experience. I can't remember which ones.<br /><br />h/t <a href="http://jeffpearlman.com/?p=3425">Jeff Pearlman</a>.blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-77182821798236806852009-10-27T10:57:00.002-04:002009-10-27T11:00:41.807-04:00Free Period: Your Monday Random-Ass Roundup"Do The Right Thing" and "Malcolm X" are on the short list of my very favorite films. I fell asleep 30 minutes into "Diary of a Mad Black Woman" merely to escape the unholy rubbish unfolding before my eyes. And don't even ask me what I think about "Meet the Browns."<br /><br />But when it comes to choosing sides in any <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/2009/10/26/2009-10-26_tyler_perry_responds_to_spike_lees_claim_that_his_work_is_comparable_to_amos_n_a.html">silly beef between Spike Lee and Tyler Perry</a>, and deciding who will be the ultimate gatekeeper for on-screen representations of colored folks, I think we're all better off picking Pootie Tang:<br /><br /><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8416" title="pootietang" height="260" alt="pootietang" src="http://postbourgie.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/pootietang.jpg" width="480" /><br /><br />Sa da tay, people. Sa da tay.<br /><br />Now, your weekly random-ass interruption of links can be found <a href="http://postbourgie.com/2009/10/26/your-monday-random-ass-roundup-in-praise-of-pootie/">here</a>.blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-55239196865752741802009-10-13T12:58:00.009-04:002009-10-13T16:00:04.608-04:00Of concussions and cruelty<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6Mg4HISq10hiriDCJhDg3SeHn1J_tspKCcqc7WNJoTWvCR9XoYDyVpooJN38TCVEQIbABJuOg57GQ6RUd7hkNEHxLv-tX3s0-Fb-bsOoyleGv8853ou-nE7_psFtH5dL9OGgLzukzVeo/s1600-h/concussion.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392143706319548850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6Mg4HISq10hiriDCJhDg3SeHn1J_tspKCcqc7WNJoTWvCR9XoYDyVpooJN38TCVEQIbABJuOg57GQ6RUd7hkNEHxLv-tX3s0-Fb-bsOoyleGv8853ou-nE7_psFtH5dL9OGgLzukzVeo/s400/concussion.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>In the end, I guess I was one of the lucky ones. I left the game of football with a touch of arthritis, a few battle scars, a bruised ego and memories that get all the more grand and outlandish with each passing year. <em>Did I ever tell you all about that time I scored four touchdowns in a single game?</em><br /><br />Now, maybe it seems odd to say that I was lucky. I played football in high school and not-so-much in college, leaving behind mostly a legacy of mediocrity. I never got even the faintest whiff of the dream of every kid who puts on the pads - the NFL. It took me about two practices at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">TCU</span> in my sophomore year to figure out that <a href="http://www.nfl.com/players/ladainiantomlinson/profile?id=TOM683150"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">LaDainian</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Tomlinson</span></a> had a future in the game, and that I had a future writing about it.<br /><br />So, what makes me lucky? Here, <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/10/19/091019fa_fact_gladwell?printable=true">try some Malcolm <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Gladwell</span></a>:<br /><blockquote>The HITS data suggest that, in an average football season, a lineman could get struck in the head a thousand times, which means that a ten-year N.F.L. veteran, when you bring in his college and high-school playing days, could well have been hit in the head eighteen thousand times: that’s thousands of jarring blows that shake the brain from front to back and side to side, stretching and weakening and tearing the connections among nerve cells, and making the brain increasingly vulnerable to long-term damage. People with C.T.E., Cantu says, “<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">aren</span>’t necessarily people with a high, recognized concussion history. But they are individuals who collided heads on every play—repetitively doing this, year after year, under levels that were tolerable for them to continue to play.”</blockquote><div>That's pretty bad. And then I begin to think, <em>maybe I wasn't so lucky</em>. I had one diagnosed concussion in my abbreviated football career, in my first week of college football practice. Looking back over the course of my playing days, I'm almost certain that I had another during a game in my senior year of high school - I was blindsided by a defender, went to the sideline to throw up and I don't remember much more about that night. I kept playing, though. It was a bad night.<br /><br />But what I'm not tallying are all the other little collisions that might have bruised my brain in some way. I started playing the game when I was a mere child, in the streets and backyards of my neighborhood, and started playing organized tackle football when I was 10.<br /><br />What do all those thuds and thumps over the years mean? <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Gladwell</span>, <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/10/19/091019fa_fact_gladwell?printable=true">again</a>:<br /><br /><blockquote>Yet the HITS data suggest that practice—the routine part of the sport—can be as dangerous as the games themselves. ... In one column, the HITS software listed the top hits of the practice up to that point, and every few moments the screen would refresh, reflecting the plays that had just been run on the field. Forty-five minutes into practice, the top eight head blows on the field measured 82 gs, 79 gs, 75 gs, 79 gs, 67 gs, 60 gs, 57 gs, and 53 gs. One player, <strong>a running back</strong>, had received both the 79 gs and the 60 gs, as well as another hit, measuring 27.9 gs. This <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">wasn</span>’t a full-contact practice. It was “shells.” The players wore only helmets and shoulder pads, and still there were mini car crashes happening all over the field.</blockquote><div>I had my fair share of car crashes. And, believe it or not, this was the part of the game that I enjoyed the most. I could hardly get my heart rate up for a game that didn't involve some collisions. To this day, I still long for the chance to randomly stiff-arm someone, or to bury my head into <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">someone's</span> sternum. <em>Yes, I understand this makes me a Neanderthal.</em></div><br /><p>But it's this yearning that makes me object to the premise of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Gladwell's</span> piece: that football and dogfighting are more or less the same. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Gladwell</span> points out that one of his interview subjects, former NFL lineman Kyle <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Turley</span>, said "he loved playing football so much that he would do it all again." You'll find that most ex-players feel the same way. Nothing feels quite like playing under those lights, on that gridiron.</p><p>I don't pretend to know much about dogs or dogfighting but, to me, the major difference is the element of choice. I - and thousands of others - willingly submitted ourselves to the brutal theater that is football. But dogs, on the other hand, are maniacally conditioned by their owners to "please (their) master," <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/10/19/091019fa_fact_gladwell?printable=true">said Carl <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Semencic</span> in “The World of Fighting Dogs”</a>. This is coercion, this is abuse, this is sick.</p><p>Honestly, I can't have a serious debate about whether football and dogfighting share any traits other than violence. But <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Gladwell's</span> piece is compelling in that we see how players can drive themselves to ruin in much the same way as a "game" canine. The toll seems to be tremendous, man or beast.</p><p>Beyond that, I'm much more interested in how dogfighting is juxtaposed against a culture of <a href="http://www.prospect.org/csnc/blogs/ezraklein_archive?month=07&year=2007&base_name=department_of_press_releases">sport hunting</a> or some of <a href="http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2008/02/22/animal_cruelty/">the uglier practices of our industrial food complex</a>. Michael Vick is condemned; <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2199140/">Sarah <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Palin</span> is celebrated</a>. <a href="http://tothewire.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/sarah20palin20hunting.jpg">But why</a>?</p><p>Because in the end, football can be brutal. But at least everyone knows they're getting played.</p></div></div>blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-23649021815953397312009-10-13T12:53:00.002-04:002009-10-13T12:57:26.122-04:00Free Period: Your Monday* Random-Ass Roundup<p>Heard this joke? I'm sure you haven't. It's really funny. Like, President Obama was recently nominated for a Country Music Award. Or the Heisman. Or a Pulitzer. Or a Source Award. Hell, so was I.</p><br /><p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiPiK-_kDMe0WDWO41tL7DKbCf4DAILEQ77wqaSq3lvmXNsSoIFjRAPww86cCiL1BBNcMCJYNg6-sMaIdbncUZlBIPnuOd82jhD_mRhOqU4K53Fm1I2X2QsmBgBr8fKoozC1V4pFL2Slk/s1600-h/funny-pictures-princess-cat-is-finally-being-recognized.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 256px; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiPiK-_kDMe0WDWO41tL7DKbCf4DAILEQ77wqaSq3lvmXNsSoIFjRAPww86cCiL1BBNcMCJYNg6-sMaIdbncUZlBIPnuOd82jhD_mRhOqU4K53Fm1I2X2QsmBgBr8fKoozC1V4pFL2Slk/s400/funny-pictures-princess-cat-is-finally-being-recognized.jpg" border="0" /></a></p><br /><p>Trust me. This is all hilarious. Without even giving it much thought, anyone can be Leno these days. Comedy isn't hard at all.</p><p>Here's another one: what did the five fingers say to the face ... ?</p><p>But enough with the funny. How about some <a href="http://postbourgie.com/2009/10/12/your-monday-random-ass-roundup-no-more-about-nobel/">random-assed, PostBourgie-approved reading material</a> from the weekend? There's lots of material at that link. I won't even bother trying to sum it all up.</p><p>By the way, in case you all haven't noticed, I've been slacking a bit on my blogging over here. For whatever reason, over the past couple of months, I haven't felt much like writing. But I'm getting the urge again. Like, now. This week. Stay tuned.</p><p>Also, if you're not <a href="http://twitter.com/blackink12">following me on Twitter</a>, I don't know what the hell you're doing. Get it together. That's where I'm putting in most of my work these days.</p>blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-70468479651046265882009-10-06T12:13:00.002-04:002009-10-06T12:16:20.213-04:00Free Period: Your Monday Random-Ass RoundupTurns out, President Obama <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/la-na-obama-olympics4-2009oct04,0,836075.story">may have gotten some bad advice</a> about the prospects for Chicago's bid for the 2016 Summer Games. Fortunately, he seems to care little about taking the L.<br /><br />From Valerie Jarrett: "We have plenty on our plate to do. He called the president of Brazil from Air Force One to offer congratulations, and by the time we landed in Washington, he was talking about healthcare."<br /><br /><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-8082" title="apg_obama_olympics_090928_mn" height="240" alt="apg_obama_olympics_090928_mn" src="http://postbourgie.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/apg_obama_olympics_090928_mn.jpg" width="320" /><br /><br />You can find more Olympi-links <a href="http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2009/10/disband-ioc.html">here</a>, <a href="http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2009/10/02/why_brazil_won">here</a>, <a href="http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2009/09/30/an_olympic_sized_mess">here</a>, <a href="http://www.metro.us/us/article/2009/10/05/05/2350-82/index.xml">here</a>, <a href="http://jamesfallows.theatlantic.com/archives/2009/10/brief_olympic_notes.php">here</a>, <a href="http://www.americablog.com/2009/10/rio-2016.html">here</a>, <a href="http://www.newsweek.com/id/216634?from=rss">here</a>. Meh. What's the big deal about the Olympics? Am I supposed to be sad that there won't be Greco-Roman wrestling at Soldier Field? And who wants all those foreigners coming across our borders anyway?<br /><br />Also, rooting against our country is the hot, popular thing. All the (right-wing) kids are doing it.<br /><br />Thus, without further ado, here's a <a href="http://postbourgie.com/2009/10/05/your-monday-random-ass-roundup-boo-s-a/">link to some random-assness</a> from the past weekend.blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-49429655239390852312009-10-02T19:21:00.004-04:002009-10-02T19:40:22.321-04:00Free Period: Friday Random Ten<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTpEyO0U3jhjLWXawUEJ5_L9ZFcSS3FPML0MweSF_M9HtSQNsZxcVWJFPE1WvzOk-riGjbQTHKvTazq48Ve4o8zA666aCgPlF3QComlbK8GymOeyFYO6XEjIkU6WWpouud_Lotr7__Vng/s1600-h/ChiGames.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5388148420787498530" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 184px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTpEyO0U3jhjLWXawUEJ5_L9ZFcSS3FPML0MweSF_M9HtSQNsZxcVWJFPE1WvzOk-riGjbQTHKvTazq48Ve4o8zA666aCgPlF3QComlbK8GymOeyFYO6XEjIkU6WWpouud_Lotr7__Vng/s200/ChiGames.gif" border="0" /></a>Like thousands of bad headline writers before me, I’ll go ahead and indulge my corniest instincts: <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/sports/olympics/2009-10-02-rio-2016-olympics_N.htm">Blame it on Rio</a>.<br /><p>Earlier today, <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/02/AR2009100200550.html?hpid=topnews">Rio de Janiero emerged as the victor</a> in the heated competition to play host for the 2016 Olympic Games. Madrid and Tokyo finished second and third. And Chicago – thought to be one of the favorites coming into the day – finished last.</p><p>But there remains lots to love about Chi-Town: the skyline, the deep-dish pizza, the history, the Obamas and, of course, the music.</p><p>So over at PostBourgie, <a href="http://postbourgie.com/2009/10/02/friday-random-ten-the-fourth-city/">we saw fit to honor the great musical tradition of the City of Big Shoulders</a> on a day when <a href="http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/10/people-begin-gathering-at-daley-plaza.html">the disappointment seems to be weighing pretty heavy</a> this afternoon. My contributions to the list were as follows: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-2KHxPsBEQ&feature=player_embedded">Brand New by Rhymefest featuring Kanye West</a>; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQfq62N_Jxs&feature=player_embedded">Reminding Me (of Sef) by Common featuring Chantay Savage</a>; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzwfyPLZHb8">Po Pimp by Do or Die featuring Twista</a>. </p><p>As I mentioned over there, off top, I know we missed Muddy Waters, Herbie Hancock, almost anyone who’s ever recorded house music, R. Kelly and, er, Lupe Fiasco (homey is boring, imo). And a couple readers threw Chaka Khan and Lou Rawls into the mix, too. We could run off names all day, you know?</p><p>There’s no denying Chicago’s rich musical history. But in the end, it’s hard to compete with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFfb_CwBma0">this</a>.</p><p>At least they’ve got the Cubs. </p>blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-91693995849254658862009-10-01T22:48:00.002-04:002009-10-01T22:52:57.190-04:00Rep. Alan Grayson<a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/online/politics/2009/10/alan-grayson-is-not-backing-down.html">The man is making sense</a>:<br /><blockquote><p>"The reaction is overwhelmingly positive, and it’s because people like it when a Democrat shows guts," Grayson said. "They like it when people speak truth to power. That’s a big part of what being a Democrat really means."</p></blockquote>And he could <a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/todaysbuzz/wednesday/orl-poll-alan-grayson-093009,0,2850474,post.poll">use your support</a>.<br /><br />No go run and <a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-september-30-2009/democratic-super-majority">tell dat to Baucus and Co</a>. Some of these bears need to use their chainsaws.blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-26266601442003759962009-10-01T21:57:00.005-04:002009-10-01T22:42:23.358-04:00Free Period: Your Monday* Random-Ass RoundupNow released on c.p. time.<br /><br />Anyway, I don’t know what, if anything, can be learned from <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5g29TkoHOX3-KkNwrK25co1nDyqMwD9B0FBV00">the fatal beating of 16-year-old Chicago honor student Derrion Albert</a>. I don’t know if there are enough words to appropriately convey the tragedy. And I don’t know if watching the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHmN745qa8M">gruesome video footage</a> will help much.<br /><br />But I do know that this is <a href="http://www.theroot.com/views/beating-derrion-albert-must-see-tv">no referendum</a> on “the black community.” Derrion’s death is no more a reflection on me, my kin, my friends or my neighbors than, say, <a href="http://transcripts.cnn.com/2002/LAW/01/25/hockey.death.verdict/index.html">Thomas Junta was for hockey dads</a>:<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoR0mc8pK93NTAPRemJ8CxajNXxwkiOI2cq7Kzlsnag9TYjWqbszRlVphlnUspFfJ0GNGl5rlLCj-thbxq94gN1ynvj4gEnrXjsS7D7pkqoPmL7HmOsrQIV4KuLQu3kp30ORjPq9GGgOw/s1600-h/derrionalbert.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387826599760025458" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 277px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoR0mc8pK93NTAPRemJ8CxajNXxwkiOI2cq7Kzlsnag9TYjWqbszRlVphlnUspFfJ0GNGl5rlLCj-thbxq94gN1ynvj4gEnrXjsS7D7pkqoPmL7HmOsrQIV4KuLQu3kp30ORjPq9GGgOw/s400/derrionalbert.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p>But most importantly, RIP Derrion. You deserved far better. And so do we.</p><p>Here's a <a href="http://postbourgie.com/2009/09/29/your-monday-random-ass-roundup-enough/">link</a> to this week's long-forgotten edition of Your Monday Random-Ass* Roundup.</p><p>More later.</p>blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-22899181636554817362009-09-27T15:12:00.001-04:002009-09-27T15:15:11.792-04:00Be like MikeSI digs into its priceless archives and comes up with <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0909/cbk.michael.jordan.college.years/content.2.html">these photos</a> of His Airness in college:<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgovUKwt2K3DPoZPBCdkPBd2DvfIVGUR0edYizeDNKlDmXkPw2gxzBQC1zXrr8_Li9TAowJjvZlOdzg00gYTHlNn0Nj1cCcy4o54WprsXpjY7fd-CnsnocrBV_qACr0TIx8HFjMrVT9kZY/s1600-h/michael-jordan-ms-pacman.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386227349429055698" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 290px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgovUKwt2K3DPoZPBCdkPBd2DvfIVGUR0edYizeDNKlDmXkPw2gxzBQC1zXrr8_Li9TAowJjvZlOdzg00gYTHlNn0Nj1cCcy4o54WprsXpjY7fd-CnsnocrBV_qACr0TIx8HFjMrVT9kZY/s400/michael-jordan-ms-pacman.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />I thought Ms. Pac-Man sucked too. So we had that in common.blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-31700016341633438662009-09-27T12:56:00.007-04:002009-09-27T15:36:00.922-04:00How 'bout those Coogs?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZbyjHEep59wLy2ty93SOkOI3RC2IRVBX7u1ZFdJOLumDrAsaNV1cBJ102e0dMMGm5XZ3dsL7bOkExmhiwx1U55pjzMDhAMWeGsX6tX8YA5YYB0Ldp-_aHgyY7aUR5_AVDFkhu-VKBbzM/s1600-h/UHhelmet.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386222024668732210" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 164px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZbyjHEep59wLy2ty93SOkOI3RC2IRVBX7u1ZFdJOLumDrAsaNV1cBJ102e0dMMGm5XZ3dsL7bOkExmhiwx1U55pjzMDhAMWeGsX6tX8YA5YYB0Ldp-_aHgyY7aUR5_AVDFkhu-VKBbzM/s200/UHhelmet.jpg" border="0" /></a>I might have been one of a handful of kids anywhere who dreamed of someday playing sports at the University of Houston. It was merely a matter of figuring out which sport to settle upon: did I want to pledge Phi Slamma Jamma, or did I want to play in the Run-n-Shoot?<br /><br />I never got to make the choice. Puberty handled most of that decision: I topped out at 6-foot, filled out to more than 200 pounds, never developed a jumpshot, wanted to move away - if only four hours away - for college and decided to attend TCU in Fort Worth.<br /><br />Over time, I lost my love for U of H. But last night the spark was rekindled. If only for a few hours. (I mean, Hakeem Olajuwon was on the sidelines last night. The Dream! I almost passed out.)<br /><br />It's been a long time since anyone other than me and a few thousand alums cared about Houston's football program. That might have changed following the Cougars' 29-28 victory last night over big-brother program Texas Tech.<br /><br />I don't expect the <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/stewart_mandel/09/24/houston-cougars/index.html">attention or the adoration</a> to last for long. It never really does at forgotten Division I outposts like Houston. Richard Justice <a href="http://blogs.chron.com/sportsjustice/archives/2009/09/uh_wins_a_sweet.html">knows this</a>: "When was the last time it felt like something really special was about to happen? Ten years? Twenty? Try never."<br /><br />Indeed, things have really changed. Few people remember the days when U of H routinely beat Texas and Texas A&M, sent highly rated quarterbacks to the NFL and competed for conference championships and Cotton Bowl berths.<br /><br />But I remember. Who else but a long-suffering Cougars backer could think of Andre Ware and <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1140743/index.htm">David Klingler</a> as gridiron heroes? And one memory, more than all the others, stands out.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCBsbT6J8JdREVZqEnciao5YM2wyjjBPTs97UkxW352oXBLYGAQRIBIi3X2JY6H_pvRoI-kruuF_DSU9QXk8Lm1fI8SP0EPALSVncSvvlAMY-Y4sTrsH1WlFOX7ctoP8xZ-iKePbC2MM8/s1600-h/Klingler.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386223030180760338" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 154px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCBsbT6J8JdREVZqEnciao5YM2wyjjBPTs97UkxW352oXBLYGAQRIBIi3X2JY6H_pvRoI-kruuF_DSU9QXk8Lm1fI8SP0EPALSVncSvvlAMY-Y4sTrsH1WlFOX7ctoP8xZ-iKePbC2MM8/s200/Klingler.jpg" border="0" /></a>Of course, growing up a football fan in Houston, it was something I tried to forget.<br /><br />In the days before we had cable in our home, my father paid for a night (couldn't have been more than $30) at a run-down, trucker motel off Interstate 10 to watch the Coogs take on the mighty Miami Hurricanes on ESPN - the first Thursday night college football game shown on the network. It was a pivotal moment for the Houston program.<br /><br />Unfortunately, nothing went well that fall night in 1991: <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1140538/index.htm">Miami mauled the Coogs</a>, the hotel room was so filthy that I refused to eat our snacks, and I was all kinds of tired and frustrated at school the next morning.<br /><br />Well, the Coogs dropped out of the rankings the following week and didn't return until a couple weeks ago. That was 18 long years ago.<br /><br />I'm glad they're back. Makes me feel like a kid again.blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-56116868813360030872009-09-27T11:44:00.006-04:002009-09-27T12:33:25.434-04:00The Dumbshow<a href="http://www.thenation.com/blogs/altercation/474889/slacker_friday">This piece</a> from <em>The Nation</em> is more than a week old, but Charles Pierce gets to the heart of the health care debate in the skillful way that only he can:<br /><br /><blockquote><p>Last week, through serendipitous circumstance, I found myself staring down the very nasty gun-barrel of the despicable way we do "healthcare" in this country. The details are unimportant, but I can say that it had something very much to do with this Kaiser Foundation study that Ezra Klein limns <a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/2009/09/a_number_is_worth_a_thousand_w.html">here</a>. This concentrated my mind wonderfully on the current dilemma. I came to the not unreasonable conclusion that most of the politicians involved in this business--up to and including the lemon in the White House--don't care about the simple fact that this country is going to allow people to sicken and die because they can't afford to do anything else. Period. Everything else is dumbshow, a WWE card covered by people engaged in a really bad form of sportswriting--people, I might add, who could care less themselves that this country is going to allow people to sicken and die because they can't afford to do anything else.</p><p>Does anyone honestly believe that this White House has acted in good faith? With its allies in Congress? With its constituents? Hell, with its own campaign promises? Does anyone honestly believe that, say, Chuck Todd gives a rat's ass how many people out in the country slowly sicken and die as long as Chuck can tell us who's up and who's down, and what's politically feasible and what's not, and that he can still get a good table at the Palm? Never in my long career as a professional cynic have I seen an spasm of Beltway bubblehood so far removed from the actual concerns of people's lives--so far removed that, last weekend, we had a gathering of the politically halt, lame, blind, and crippled in Washington, gathered for the sole purpose of petitioning various oligarchs to keep screwing them with their pants on. Never in my long career as a professional cynic have I seen a spasm of Beltway bubblehood so far beyond even the limits of Irish Smartass to describe it. The political class in this country - politician and journalist, lobbyist and legislator, Republican and Democratic, Executive and Legislative -- has made a collective decision to protect the profits of one of the least popular industries in the history of the Republic, to preserve the iron grip of corporate bureaucrats over the practice of medicine in America, and to refuse vitrually without serious discussion to adopt measures favored by 77 percent of the voting public. It is to be in awe, is what it is.</p><p>And I hate to personalize this, but one of the prime Democratic waffle salesmen throughout this whole unholy mess has been Senator Mark Udall (D-Colorado) Now, as it happens, I spent half of 1975 and almost all of 1976 working to get Mark's pappy--Mo, of sainted memory--elected president. In the course of my duties, I handed out--or arranged to have handed out--about eleventy bajillion of these <a href="http://www.4president.org/brochures/moudall1976brochure.htm">handbills</a>. I handed them out at diners in New Hampshire, and hung them on people's doors in Massachusetts. I sent people out at 5:30 in the morning to distribute them at factory gates in Wisconsin in the middle of February. I even brought them (briefly) to the land of the Amish, where nobody votes and few people own telephones. Looking at the old flyer now, I am struck by this passage right here:</p><blockquote><p>Why in America, with our immense wealth, should the poor get sicker and the sick get poorer? We have been promising ourselves a system of national health insurance for a quarter of a century. I am tired of apologizing year after year as we fail to achieve it. We have put a premium on conversation instead of coverage. America is the only industrialized nation in the world which does not provide basic health service as a universal right. As President, I will make sure that we do.</p></blockquote><p>I didn't freeze my cojones off in front of the Allis-Chalmers plant so Senator Udall one day could calculate a half-dozen good political reasons why some people simply have to die. I didn't nearly get killed on a dark road outside Manchester in the snow so Mark Udall could come along thirty-three years later and quibble about which insurance company gobbler can suck up the biggest bonus this year. Jesus, Mark, if you won't listen to the people out there, at least listen to the spirit of the great man who was your father.</p></blockquote>In a better place, in another time, we might be talking about a single-payer system and nothing so conciliatory as a public option. But we're not nearly going to be that fortunate because, for far too many people, single-payer is not a politically viable option.<br /><br />Which is, once again, proof that we usually get the government - and accordingly, the health care - that we deserve.<br /><br />Sort of related, I recommend checking out McKenzie Funk's <a href="http://www.harpers.org/archive/2009/10/0082671">piece</a> (subscription only) about AIG's private fire protection service. Though the story mostly centers on the problem of housing development creeping into fire-prone areas of California, even more interesting is the story of how fire insurance came into existence.<br /><br />Following the Great Fire of London in 1666, English doctor, real-estate developer and economist Nicholas Barbon thought up the idea of the first insurance company. <a href="http://www.irmi.com/expert/articles/2001/klein07.aspx">Things didn't work out so well from there</a>.<br /><br />Also, Barbon died deeply in debt. Which makes sense.blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-77202537144186404242009-09-26T18:48:00.003-04:002009-09-26T19:13:17.304-04:00Free Period: Friday Random Ten*Let’s be real about this: there’s no Genius involved in sorting through this list. So it’s all <strong><em>random</em></strong> from this point forward.<br /><br />My only submission for <a href="http://postbourgie.com/2009/09/25/friday-random-ten/">this week's list</a> at PostBourgie was "Here I Come" by Barrington Levy:<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sYnpuyXNcGM&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sYnpuyXNcGM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Which reminds me that, once upon a time, I really liked <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BeTqapowAU">this song</a>. A lot.<br /><br />Other songs worthy of some quality burn this weekend: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl2067vJiIY">"Whistle While You Twurk"(</a>sp?) by Ying Yang Twins; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOs6qNJevvE&feature=PlayList&p=91BA6C93389E7216&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=60">"Just Like Compton"</a> by DJ Quik; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PGc9GsASrw">"Time Will Reveal"</a> by DeBarge; and this:<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1AzDWw40oDs&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1AzDWw40oDs&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />One of my all-time favorites. Back in the day, I loved this so much that I had a deejay play it at a friend's wedding reception. Might have been the funkiest moment in Minneapolis since Prince caught the first thing smoking out of town.<br /><br />Enjoy the rest of the weekend.<br /><br />* On False Hustle, this list almost never makes it to 10 songs. Sorry.blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-27087697632960533842009-09-26T12:13:00.005-04:002009-09-26T18:01:21.312-04:00Player's Ball<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6dI2lAn9wP7vDvfmw7Ku7Tdt3dtBNE-d9nO5-fyl2FmT7RSjOfV9GiomF1RhBrRsX6emN64Q8jc0L_oVQ2exyXngR1NCkiRUxcax3Wz1JiimRsIjYeCG40DLit-DyRHHA5cBjH5RsYsg/s1600-h/PlaxBurress.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385889779898412978" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 168px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6dI2lAn9wP7vDvfmw7Ku7Tdt3dtBNE-d9nO5-fyl2FmT7RSjOfV9GiomF1RhBrRsX6emN64Q8jc0L_oVQ2exyXngR1NCkiRUxcax3Wz1JiimRsIjYeCG40DLit-DyRHHA5cBjH5RsYsg/s200/PlaxBurress.jpg" border="0" /></a>For those handful of people who were reading this blog in its earliest days on the Wild Wild Web, I have a treat for you or something you will ignore altogether. There really is no middle ground.<br /><div></div><br /><div>Though you might not have noticed, I am a huge sports fan. <strong><em>Huge</em></strong>. I can understand why you might be confused since I blog here at False Hustle about as often as I shave these days.</div><div></div><br /><div>Anyhow, I'm going to restart weekly feature that I once <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">uncreatively</span> dubbed "Sports Saturday." It's just a short roundup of sports links that I've been compiling throughout the week. Nothing too special. </div><div></div><br /><div>Hope you enjoy:<br /><br />1. Though I realize empathy is unpopular in some precincts, <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Plaxico-Burress-new-roommates-aren-t-being-very?urn=nfl,191840">I can't help but feel sorry for <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Plaxico</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Burress</span></a>. "'He will be separated from the inmate population at all times and confined to a single cell,'" <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Foglia</span> said. He'll only get out for three hours of recreation per day, plus his required meetings with counselors and medical and mental health staffers. He's allowed three showers a week and one visit per weekend, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Foglia</span> said. At 11 p.m., it's lights out." As PB <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">blogmate</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Universeexpanding</span> pointed out, three showers a week seems particularly inhumane. I can't imagine the reason why inmates are limited to a shower about every other day. ... Also, this story raised an interesting discussion between me and an old prosecutor friend. In short, he thinks <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Burress</span>' sentence might act as a form of deterrence. I'm not so sure that I believe in the theory of deterrence. And <a href="http://falsehustle.blogspot.com/2009/08/giant-fall.html">as we already know</a>, I'm already peeved at the thought that prosecutors worked hard to make an example of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Plax</span>.<br /><br />2. Amanda Hess <a href="http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/25/football-bloggers-attempt-to-tackle-misogyny-homophobia-ensues/">points out</a> a <em>The Washington Post</em> item that recently asked its seven resident football <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">bloggers</span> to consider whether <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">cheerleading</span> should be disbanded because of its misogynist roots. <a href="http://views.washingtonpost.com/theleague/2009/09/nfl_cheerleaders_goodell_sex/all.html">They had something less than progressive responses</a>. ... Since you all don't know me, you'll have to take my word for it: I've always told the First Lady that I would strongly discourage my unborn daughter from being a cheerleader. I'd much rather she be an athlete than root for one.<br /><br />3. The best college football player of the past decade is ... <a href="http://www.sportingnews.com/college-football/article/2009-09-24/sporting-news-college-football-athlete-decade-matt-leinart-qb-us">Matt <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Leinart</span></a>? <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Hmmm</span>. Maybe. But any of the following is acceptable: Tim <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Tebow</span>, Vince Young or Reggie Bush. I would even add Darren McFadden into the mix.<br /><br />4. No matter what happens from this point forward, I hope <a href="http://deadspin.com/5368120/out-of-rehab-michael-beasley-says-hes-supercool-once-more">Michael Beasley is getting the help that he needs</a>. Rehab or no. At the least, sounds like he needs a better p.r. agent.<br /><br />5. If you want to know why the Oakland Raiders have won fewer games than any other NFL team (even the Detroit Lions!) since 2003, <a href="http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2009/09/25/raiders-ban-rich-gannon-from-tv-production-meetings/">this story</a> is as good an explanation as any.<br /><br />6. So, <a href="http://zabethblog.blogspot.com/"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">Zabeth's</span> Corner</a> thinks <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">Khloe</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Kardashian</span> is sending a strong message to all those baby mamas out there with her <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/24/lamar-odom-khloe-kardashian-3000-dollars-love-first-night-nightclub-wedding/">impending nuptials to NBA star Lamar Odom</a>: "She's playing her part right. She's making him marry her and, has decided to opt out of the role of baby mama as baby mama and wife are not synonymous." This is so silly. As if getting married and becoming a wife after only a few weeks of dating is indicative of some sort of virtue. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">Kardashian</span> is "making" Odom marry her. Well, I guess <a href="http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/odom-khloe-fake-marriage-scam-finally-revealed-26237">everything will turn out alright then</a>, huh? (h/t <a href="http://www.bookerrising.net/2009/09/923-quote-of-day.html">Booker Rising</a>)<br /><br />7. Former boxing champion <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">Evander</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">Holyfield</span>, who has suffered through a number of financial difficulties in recent years, <a href="http://www.ajc.com/business/holyfield-plans-solar-farm-145330.html">is putting his money into a solar energy farm</a>. Uh ... <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">g'luck</span> with that.<br /><br />8. Legendary street brawler <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">Kimbo</span> Slice <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2009/09/kimbo-slice-has-ufc-staying-power.html">will get his chance to fight</a> in the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">UFC</span> after all.<br /><br />9. <a href="http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2009/09/23/skeletons-depicting-steve-mcnair-sahel-kazemi-featured-in-king/">Tasteless</a>.<br /><br />10. And finally, <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/09/24/AR2009092401766.html">a link</a> to a good <em>Washington Post</em> story about formerly troubled, ex-NBA point guard Kenny Anderson. When I was a kid, I told friends that Anderson was my cousin and when I played pickup hoops, if I ever made a nice crossover, I'd almost always yell "Kenny A!" as I drove to the hoop. So it should go without saying that I wish him well.<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y1HPe0QFmhQ&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y1HPe0QFmhQ&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">Burress</span> pic via <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0925092plax1.html">Smoking Gun</a>.<br /><br />post-script: Is that title too corny? It's never too late to change.</div>blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-47962378606577199252009-09-24T18:50:00.005-04:002009-09-24T19:28:14.290-04:00Finding Ms. RightBased on his life and experiences, Jozen <a href="http://untiligetmarried.com/2009/09/24/these-guys/">seems to think it's a breeze</a>:<br /><br /><blockquote>These guys, who complain about not finding a good woman, just aren’t trying hard enough. Too much talking not enough action. Women are everywhere, high and low, big cities and small towns, clubs and bookstores, outside and inside. Everywhere. Unfortunately, these guys, who say, “Man, where are all the good women at?” are probably screaming this question from their mother’s basement. They live in the same place where they grew up all their lives, and all the women they want have either left or aren’t interested anymore, because they already tried to get together in high school once and it didn’t work out. <p></p>These guys, who complain they can’t find a good woman, are lames. Yeah, I said it. Lames. Not because they can’t find a good woman, but because they can, and they have, but only have done so by lying to women about how they haven’t found any good ones. They’re lame because they want to place the blame on women as to why they aren’t in a relationship, when really it’s their own fault. Their problem is not being unable to find a good woman, their problem is finding too many good women - at the same time. <p></p>These guys need to stop sounding like these women who complain about how they can’t find a good man, because when push comes to shove, the women have a much stronger case. I have always said, there are a lot of women out there, no matter what type of woman a man likes. Asian, Black, Brown, White, it doesn’t matter, the world has more women than men, so by default, these guys shouldn’t have a problem. I’ve seen guys with one arm, one leg, one eye, walking down the street with women who have two arms, two legs, and two eyes. Half a guy with a whole woman. <p></p>These guys are just like me but want to act like they aren’t. In my lifetime, I have found good women by accident, and trust me, I’m no rock star, no athlete, no model, no Obama-like man of prestige. But I am a social animal, who has traveled the world, lived on both coasts and visited cities in between and in my travels, women have been as constant as the sky above.</blockquote>I think Jozen makes a valid point. I, too, roll my eyes whenever I hear a man - any man, really - talk about there not being any good women out there, somewhere. And to a lesser extent (not so much professional black women), I feel the same when I hear the ladies say it too.<br /><br />Whether you want to call it a blessing, luck or extremely elaborate deception, I've had the pleasure of keeping company with lots of high quality women since I graduated from high school. I even convinced the best of them (for me, of course) to marry me.<br /><br />But it's possible that the complaint about not being able to find good men or women comes from another place. Maybe it's a little more personal, a little more narrow and harder to articulate than simply being unable to find your soulmate - or a mate, period - at Barnes & Noble, at yoga class or the Publix down the street.<br /><br />Because if people are truly seeking a monogamous relationship, that’s where things get hard. Finding someone that can tolerate your flaws, is comfortable with their own, gets along with your family and friends, has the same interests, has a sense of purpose that's different from yours, gets your silly jokes, thinks about your best interests, isn’t disgusted by the sight of you outside of your clothes, gets down in the bedroom the way you like to get down, etc., … all that can be difficult.<br /><br />The odds are against you, in fact. Not finding a good woman. But finding a good woman for YOU for the long term. And that's before we even start to throw in the baggage of race, religion, waist size, whatever.<br /><br />Any fool can find himself some women. That's no great trick. Even Mark Sanford did it.<br /><br />But what if you want more than that? What if you believe in soulmates and other fairy tales? Then you really might start to believe that there's no good women (or men) out there.<br /><br />And to a certain extent, you might be right.blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-83224707034220942452009-09-20T13:33:00.005-04:002009-09-22T01:15:29.604-04:00Free Period: Your Monday Random-Ass RoundupToday in my office, a pimp and his prostitute came looking for advice on where to score some blow and advice on how to fill out their W-2s. When I told them what they could do, they accused me of encouraging them to engage in public masturbation. I hope Beck and Co. don't get hold of the video:<br /><br /><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-7862" title="pimp" height="300" alt="pimp" src="http://postbourgie.wordpress.com/files/2009/09/pimp.jpg?w=238" width="238" /><br /><br />It's hard out here for a pimp. No, really. James O'Keefe and Hannah Giles (not pictured above) risked their lives, limbs and a camcorder to infiltrate the den of <a href="http://biggovernment.com/2009/09/10/chaos-for-glory/">"thug criminality"</a> that is the <a href="http://www.salon.com/opinion/conason/2009/09/18/acorn/">largest</a> <a href="http://www.boomantribune.com/story/2009/9/18/124152/140">organization</a> of <a href="http://crooksandliars.com/susie-madrak/why-wont-media-address-real-issue-aco">poor and working</a> families in America.<br /><br />This is a time for us to appreciate their deep commitment to maligning ACORN, which clearly is <a href="http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2009/09/17/acorn_hysteria/index.html">an issue of utmost importance</a> in these most troubled and divisive of times. I am sure <a href="http://mediamatters.org/research/200909170031">their hearts and motives are pure</a>.<br /><br />In the meantime, we posted <a href="http://postbourgie.com/2009/09/21/your-monday-random-ass-roundup-nuts-about-acorn/">Your Monday Random-Ass Roundup</a> over at PostBourgie. On Monday! Really! In this week's edition we covered: health care (again); Texas Fail; the very entertaining Values Voter Summit; lots about porn; various bits about feminism, sexism and rape; and the Dallas Cowboys.<br /><br />Is that something you would be interested in?blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-2064733093764731612009-09-20T12:44:00.003-04:002009-09-20T13:31:03.209-04:00Free Period: Friday Random/Genius Ten<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFR3gh3UXZOkxM_h_r0bn5Hp77QGHhramtRQBkNimnKXuOV75_Thbu2f2_qYGz35LSKBRf6g0aAYm3ggWEyty7j-EzwTJS1jnBhgJ84QVLhTpGn98k26eS61tn7L7sSp8JQnAT_AXHUNI/s1600-h/Kanye.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383603417709912594" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 167px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFR3gh3UXZOkxM_h_r0bn5Hp77QGHhramtRQBkNimnKXuOV75_Thbu2f2_qYGz35LSKBRf6g0aAYm3ggWEyty7j-EzwTJS1jnBhgJ84QVLhTpGn98k26eS61tn7L7sSp8JQnAT_AXHUNI/s200/Kanye.jpg" border="0" /></a>Ever had one of those weeks where you were running on fumes by Friday morning?<br /><br />Yeah. Us, too.<br /><br />As a result, we put the <em>random</em> in the Friday Random/Genius Ten. Forget about the genius.<br /><br />It was just a list of whatever is getting regular burn on our iPods or CD players or (insert music-playing device that I can’t afford here) as we went into the weekend. Thinking of a coherent theme, at the time, was just much too hard.<br /><br />My only contribution to the list was "Good Morning" by John Legend. I only became aware of its existence a few days ago, when my blog cousin <a href="http://illtelligent.com/stereo/">Ave T</a> dropped a note about the song on my Facebook page.<br /><br />Needless to say, every spare moment since then, I've been giving it a spin:<br /><br /><object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c3FDGviwiJo&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c3FDGviwiJo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />Also, <a href="http://harryallen.info/?p=5154">because he had a particularly rough week</a>, I figured I might put together a list of my five favorite songs from Kanye West (I reserve the right to switch this list up, if I ever expand the idea to a full post):<br /><br /><span class="fullpost"><br /><br />5. Can't Tell Me Nothing - As much as anyone in the hip-hop industry, Kanye seems unafraid to confront his demons in a brutally public way. There's a lot about him that is all showman. But that doesn't mean he's inauthentic.<br /><br />4. Jesus Walks - I first heard this song on a mixtape, probably in early 2003. And that's when I knew, I mean, I <em>knew</em>, homeboy would make a splash someday. Helps that the beat was bananas too.<br /><br />3. Late - A playful, breezy close to the <em>Late Registration</em> album. (I might add, "Last Call" on <em>The College Dropout</em> was another great album-closing song.)<br /><br />2. We Major - A seven-minute masterpiece that, in its way, ended the silly feud between Nas and Jay-Z. It's different from other great hip-hop songs in a way that is tough to pin down.<br /><br />1. Through the Wire - <a href="http://twitter.com/jbouie/status/3936569431">I agree with my PostBourgie blogmate, Jamelle</a>: this is Kanye's first and, still, best song. Love the video, too.<br /><br />If I had to expand the list to 10 songs, somewhere - in no particular order - I would probably add "Heard 'Em Say," "Two Words," "My Way Home" (though it's really Common and the Gil Scott-Heron sample that get me). I'm still thinking about the other two.<br /><br />In case you can't tell, I'm no fan of <em>808s & Heartbreak</em>.<br /><br />And no, Kanye: you can't talk your shit again.<br /><br />More later.<br /></span>blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-68974479528569317742009-09-20T12:05:00.005-04:002009-09-20T12:34:39.201-04:00Pretty, pretty, pretty good<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmWPrCiW5-BtU7PthvKgdfimO9Ageqn5PUOVabhfIwp1NkU7StfTd45b3wHcjxuMSPHj9fXiLu2UB_kkAI1s6eSnHoZkOGcdgyqeGu4tNlk2_HSBicXh466bZsSU6VZngFYfabaU-ZLMA/s1600-h/curb-your-enthusiasm.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5383588452549019282" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 168px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmWPrCiW5-BtU7PthvKgdfimO9Ageqn5PUOVabhfIwp1NkU7StfTd45b3wHcjxuMSPHj9fXiLu2UB_kkAI1s6eSnHoZkOGcdgyqeGu4tNlk2_HSBicXh466bZsSU6VZngFYfabaU-ZLMA/s200/curb-your-enthusiasm.jpg" border="0" /></a>Actually, even better than that. Really, I can hardly contain my excitement about tonight's season premiere of "Curb Your Enthusiasm."<br /><div></div><br /><div>My only wish for this season is that Larry either: a. stays with Loretta Black (which seems very unlikely) or b. never even entertains the thought of getting back with his estranged wife, Cheryl. </div><div></div><br /><div>While watching re-runs over the past few months, the First Lady and I have developed a deep disdain for Larry's ex. Honestly, we don't see what Cheryl brings to the table besides her generically perky good looks - something Larry could obviously replace in quick order in Hollywood. We find Cheryl to be disloyal, selfish and perpetually dissatisfied. </div><div></div><br /><div>Weird to say, but Larry could do better. And he certainly can do worse than Loretta (played by a suddenly rejuvenated Vivica Fox):<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_-Q09IOTEXQ&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_-Q09IOTEXQ&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><br /><div></div><div>Also, I really can't wait to see Michael Richards (formerly Kramer on "Seinfeld") make his return in to the small screen. Given his <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCbrEbEyheM">highly publicized on-stage meltdown</a> a couple years ago, I fully expect Leon to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JekeXDVv9qY">get all in Richards' ass</a>.</div>blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-7902113423470453822009-09-16T10:47:00.006-04:002009-09-16T11:13:18.853-04:00It's open season<div><a href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/">On white children</a>. And black people are now allowed to hit them. </div><div></div><br /><div>Dammit. Makes me wish we had a brotha in the White House back when I was going to my all-boys, Catholic high school:<br /><br /><table style="FONT: 11px arial; COLOR: #333; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #f5f5f5" height="353" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="360"><tbody><tr style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e5e5e5" valign="center"><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 1px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 2px"><a style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: #333; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/" target="_blank">The Daily Show With Jon Stewart</a></td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-WEIGHT: bold; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 2px; TEXT-ALIGN: right">Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c</td></tr><tr style="HEIGHT: 14px" valign="center"><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 1px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; FONT-WEIGHT: bold; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; COLOR: #333; PADDING-TOP: 2px; TEXT-DECORATION: none" colspan="2" href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-september-15-2009/intro---violence-against-white-children" target="_blank">Intro - Violence Against White Children<a></a></td></tr><tr style="HEIGHT: 14px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #353535" valign="center"><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 5px; PADDING-LEFT: 5px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; OVERFLOW: hidden; WIDTH: 360px; PADDING-TOP: 2px; TEXT-ALIGN: right" colspan="2"><a style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; COLOR: #96deff; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/" target="_blank">http://www.thedailyshow.com/</a></td></tr><tr valign="center"><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px" colspan="2"><embed style="DISPLAY: block" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:248915" width="360" height="301" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000"></embed></td></tr><tr style="HEIGHT: 18px" valign="center"><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px" colspan="2"><table style="MARGIN: 0px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" height="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr valign="center"><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; WIDTH: 33%; PADDING-TOP: 3px"><a style="FONT: 10px arial; COLOR: #333; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes" target="_blank">Daily Show<br />Full Episodes</a></td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; WIDTH: 33%; PADDING-TOP: 3px"><a style="FONT: 10px arial; COLOR: #333; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://www.indecisionforever.com/" target="_blank">Political Humor</a></td><td style="PADDING-RIGHT: 3px; PADDING-LEFT: 3px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 3px; WIDTH: 33%; PADDING-TOP: 3px"><a style="FONT: 10px arial; COLOR: #333; TEXT-DECORATION: none" href="http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-august-17-2009/heal-or-no-heal---medicine-brawl" target="_blank">Healthcare Protests</a></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br />But Stewart is right. Things have gotten out of hand. I mean, the following never would have happened if Ronald Reagan was still in the Oval Office:<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggpImn2ztFA_lvSEivmgl8THw1RVOn9zufMQ4EK2dAGm6wsL0rKaJU7yw0YIV25UjJNgoi6IxefZrsuLvcH4QmMhGIGNg1ZLqIJVhPpInQK9p2C19g0HIm2OVsZI_PqROvgmOIKDY6fCM/s1600-h/chincheck.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382082874069326386" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggpImn2ztFA_lvSEivmgl8THw1RVOn9zufMQ4EK2dAGm6wsL0rKaJU7yw0YIV25UjJNgoi6IxefZrsuLvcH4QmMhGIGNg1ZLqIJVhPpInQK9p2C19g0HIm2OVsZI_PqROvgmOIKDY6fCM/s400/chincheck.jpg" border="0" /></a></div>blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-80551619052906311002009-09-15T23:50:00.003-04:002009-09-16T00:02:13.656-04:00Free Period: Your Monday* Random-Ass RoundupBelieve it or not, I've been known to be a jackass. Ask anyone who had the misfortune of knowing me in college. Or a couple years ago. I really hope President Obama <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/15/obama-calls-kanye-a-jackass/">isn't asked about it anytime soon</a>:<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1w2-rRi8AQupxGDf3vjNj7JPCVH-vlNkxzVMpmt0rVbrJYhg80VhxtaHzxnqqOPY0aTlb8Dv3oLBX0vccxNBFtFa18F1DVXLLanhjwBJxHuOLZxjerVC1hSppjG4pU_-OnN1VmM-nSWI/s1600-h/ObamaWest.jpg"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0pt auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; HEIGHT: 168px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1w2-rRi8AQupxGDf3vjNj7JPCVH-vlNkxzVMpmt0rVbrJYhg80VhxtaHzxnqqOPY0aTlb8Dv3oLBX0vccxNBFtFa18F1DVXLLanhjwBJxHuOLZxjerVC1hSppjG4pU_-OnN1VmM-nSWI/s400/ObamaWest.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />Anyway, lots of things have happened since we last posted a Monday roundup. Here's <a href="http://postbourgie.com/2009/09/15/your-monday-random-ass-roundup-heard-em-say/">the latest</a>, a week and almost a full day later than usual: there's been lots of chatter about this health care issue (been keeping up?); the U.S. continues to lose the Drug War while the U.K. discovers that giving heroin to addicts in supervised clinics lowers crime <em>and</em> usage (no, really); we learn about another Chocolate City, this one in China; South African runner Caster Semenya is placed on suicide watch; and Michael Jordan won't let it go until everyone acknowledges that he's the best.<br /><br />Also, sorry that I've been away from the spot for a minute. Life has a way of ... getting in the way. Please stay tuned.<br /><br />*It's actually Tuesday.blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-82637967807763475362009-09-10T00:25:00.004-04:002009-09-10T00:36:02.474-04:00Random Acts of YouTubeMichael Jordan, <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Vintage-video-Michael-Jordan-throws-a-football-?urn=nba,188406">showing us once again</a> that he wasn't nicknamed "Air" for nothing:<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/W5iUpm-WtSw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/W5iUpm-WtSw&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />If Jordan's wrist was really sore, it was probably from forcing up 37 shots against the Bullets the night before. Or craps.blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-47278744510982864152009-09-09T23:03:00.003-04:002009-09-09T23:31:29.120-04:00Memory Lane"But until then, I'ma shine to the last sin/resurrect through the birth of my son, and live again."<br /><br />Capone-N-Noreaga will never be accused of elevating the art. But I loved them nonetheless. Back in 1997, "The War Report" remained in steady rotation in my stereo system.<br /><br /><object height="597" width="480" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="_cx" value="12700"><param name="_cy" value="15796"><param name="FlashVars" value=""><param name="Movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xwgwx_capone-n-noreaga-tony_music"><param name="Src" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xwgwx_capone-n-noreaga-tony_music"><param name="WMode" value="Window"><param name="Play" value="-1"><param name="Loop" value="-1"><param name="Quality" value="High"><param name="SAlign" value=""><param name="Menu" value="-1"><param name="Base" value=""><param name="AllowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="Scale" value="ShowAll"><param name="DeviceFont" value="0"><param name="EmbedMovie" value="0"><param name="BGColor" value=""><param name="SWRemote" value=""><param name="MovieData" value=""><param name="SeamlessTabbing" value="1"><param name="Profile" value="0"><param name="ProfileAddress" value=""><param name="ProfilePort" value="0"><param name="AllowNetworking" value="all"><param name="AllowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xwgwx_capone-n-noreaga-tony_music" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="597" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br /><b><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xwgwx_capone-n-noreaga-tony_music">CAPONE N NOREAGA- TONY</a></b><br /><i>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/jayvunbitch">jayvunbitch</a>. - <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/us/channel/music">Music videos, artist interviews, concerts and more.</a></i>blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5995748411524319485.post-45772530159821430212009-09-09T22:40:00.004-04:002009-09-09T22:54:34.612-04:00Personal issuesNot that I've never shared a detail with friends about my modest exploits over the years, but recently resigned California Assemblyman Mike Duvall learned a very valuable lesson about <a href="http://gawker.com/5355322/hot-mic-catches-gop-lawmakers-graphic-ooze+filled-sex-talk">not oversharing and being cautious near a hot mic</a>:<br /><blockquote><p>For those of you not wanting to watch it all, <a href="http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/breaking-news/oc-assemblyman-in-bed-with-lob/">OC Weekly provides some</a> of married, 54-year old, totally overweight and unattractive Duvall's raunchy ramblings, which he obviously didn't know were being recorded:</p><blockquote><p>She wears little eye-patch underwear.... So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going up and down the stairs, <strong>and you're dripping out of me!'</strong> So messy!"</p></blockquote></blockquote>Make sure to puke away from the keyboard.<br /><br />Also, it reminds me of a memorable (to me, at least) riff from Dave Chappelle. To paraphrase, Chappelle jokes that some white men are loath to tell you their political leanings but not so tight-lipped about the intimate details from their personal life. I've known enough white men in my life to know this isn't true for everyone - or even most of everyone, let alone Duvall - but the joke seems apropos this evening:<br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KQ2dquaHO7Q&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KQ2dquaHO7Q&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Also, there was some sort of health care speech this evening. Oliver Willis <a href="http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/09/09/damn-you-barack-obama-again/">echoes my thoughts</a>.blackinkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00537923754597016040noreply@blogger.com0