Some of my best friends

Like to party:



This video reminds me of at least two years of my college experience. I can't remember which ones.

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Random Acts of YouTube

Michael Jordan, showing us once again that he wasn't nicknamed "Air" for nothing:



If Jordan's wrist was really sore, it was probably from forcing up 37 shots against the Bullets the night before. Or craps. Continue Reading »

Sing, Dance, Stiff-Arm

Because football season makes me that happy. Enjoy the velvety pipes of Mizzou star linebacker Sean Weatherspoon, and then take time to appreciate twinkle-toed Michigan running back Mike Cox.

All I need now is a punter who is skilled with a tambourine to fill out the group. Holla if you know of anyone who fits the bill.






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A Miracle

Also, a visit to the doctor might help:

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The Birther Anthem

I can never tell if these are parodies or sincere musical efforts:



This is one time I wish I had been Rick-Rolled.

Also, is this better or worse than the Young Con Anthem?

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Random Acts of YouTube

For your smelly privates. Or, as the First Lady says, when soap and water won't do:

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Random Acts of YouTube

An e-mail from a friend this morning - who rushed off to the gym to fit in a quick workout - reminded me that I never have enough time to stay in shape the way that I want.

If only there was a workout plan that was effective and time-efficient:



The Random Ass Monday Roundup - Free Period, for our purposes - will be posted a little later than usual today. Stay tuned. Continue Reading »

Best I Ever Had

Anyone else seen this video? It's most certainly NSFW:



Um. Yeah. Don't blame me. I'm just the messenger.

But really, a female friend of mine found the video to be terribly offensive. The First Lady had no reaction to speak of.

I, on the other hand, would have been completely, er, titillated were I still 21. At the moment, I'm not sure what I think about it. In a way, I'm trying to appeal to my better angels.

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Random Acts of YouTube

But not-so-random. These are the lucky numbers my mama gave me to play.

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Random Acts of YouTube

While online sleuths attempt to determine whether the following video is real or some elaborate hoax, people should refrain from challenging Aaron Shutway in a "H-O-R-S-E" contest of any real consequence. It will not end well for them.

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If it's on fool...

Then it's on. And it's on.

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Random Acts of YouTube

A week ago, G.D. posted this very creepy "Different Strokes" opening sequence over at PB.

But I found this footage of young Gary Coleman even more disturbing:



How did this ever happen?

Post-script: I should have known this video was slowly making its way around the blogosphere. Thembi follows up with some very important Gary Coleman research. Continue Reading »

Random Acts of YouTube

If I have a son someday, I hope he's just like this - and can run a 4.3 in the 40:



And sitting on our DVD player at home right now? Role Models. I can't wait. I can't say the same for the First Lady. Continue Reading »

Random Acts of YouTube

Go head, call it a copout - posting yet another YouTube video. But I was thinking hard about this cartoon the other day.

Was I the only one who used to watch this? I loved this show.



Actually, I've got a gang of videos that I've been meaning to post. Since my work schedule and writer's block are conspiring against me, expect to see more than the usual number in the coming week. Continue Reading »

Random Acts of YouTube

Glass Joe > Brian Sutherland.



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Of writer's block and unintentional comedy

Sorry, I know the pace of posting here has slowed down over the past couple of days. I've been wilding out and fighting through a mean case of writer's block.

I expect to resume a semi-regular posting schedule by this evening. But who really knows?

On another note, my mother was horrified to know that I admitted to previous drug use in yesterday's post. Sorry for that. Consider it a "Dreams From My Father" moment - I'm getting it out in the open now before someone can dime me out.

In the meantime, how about some Eddie Murphy?

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wtf

The tortured musical and fashion stylings of La'Domour. Detroit, stand up:



And if you happened to make it all the way through, I'm sorry.

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Bye, T.I.

To be honest, I'm pooped. Not sure if there will be a lot of posting today. But Sunday, yo, I'll be back on my grizzly.

In the meantime, here's a memory of better days for T.I. as he prepares for a year-and-a-day stint in federal prison.



Here's to hoping sunny skies, gentle Gulf breezes and 80-degree weather can help shake me out of this malaise. Continue Reading »

Real March Madness

Or more like February Foolishness.

No one has ever been quite like John Chaney. I miss having him around. John Calipari could probably live without him.

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Memory Lane

Do not seek financial advice from this man.

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