Friday, January 23, 2009

Eli Porter

From the Class of 2005. He's the best, mayne. And he got you roasted liked ever.



Honestly, what did we ever do before YouTube was around?
Posted by blackink at 23.1.09

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I laughed. Now I feel dirty.

January 23, 2009 at 9:18 AM
blackink said...

Lol. I know. I mean, it's funny yet disturbing.

I'm not sure Eli is quite right.

January 23, 2009 at 4:09 PM
Anonymous said...

I'm not sure anyone is this video is quite right. I'm not sure I'm right after watching it (twice).

January 23, 2009 at 5:08 PM
avery said...

this joint was my favorite clip of 07. there's soooooooo much wrong with this.

when the host has his arms around dude's shoulders in the heart cutaway?

problem.

January 23, 2009 at 5:57 PM
blackink said...

Lol. No doubt. They were might touchy-feely, eh?

Actually, I can't get Envy's rhyme out of mind. "Eli needs to stick to walking cripple."

I mean, whoa??? That's kinda taking the cipher to another level, right?

January 25, 2009 at 12:06 PM
avery said...

that's why the mighty Eli had to set it on him, though. Eli was probably just gonna get up there and drop some simple rhyme, somethin just good enough to get him to the next round, then Envy tried to set it. At that point, it was on. Eli was forced to go into his bag of Ether.

"like Rosie O'Donnel at a bisexual bridal shower..."

January 25, 2009 at 5:48 PM
blackink said...

LOL at "bag of Ether."

I really thought he killed it at ... "don't know why he came out, he already in the gay parade." Shut down the cipher, son.

And if the second round was really better than the first one, goodness knows the video gold on the original.

January 26, 2009 at 1:51 PM
avery said...

i was hoping eli would have been in another video.

come to think of it, that's gonna be my emcee/dj name.

Eli Porter. The Notorious E-L-I. The 5th Letter. EPMV - Eli Porter Makin Videos. The V.

Yuup.

January 26, 2009 at 4:28 PM

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