Hef's cover charge

I probably was never going to be invited to a party at the Playboy Mansion anyway, but those odds pretty much dropped to sub-zero in light of Hef's recent financial troubles.

The mansion’s hedonistic grounds have long been rented out for corporate events, but Hefner’s private parties have been free to those invited. Now, John and Jane Q. Public can buy their way in to some of those events – albeit for a hefty price. Tickets to parties hosted by Hefner sell for $5,000 to $25,000, depending on the event and celebrity guest list.

Eh, no biggie. Holly and Kendra won't be there anyway.