Too black for BET

That's me. I just scored 100 percent on one of those stupid little quizzes on Facebook, one that asks "How Black Are You"?

I went 8-for-8 on the questions in 56 seconds. Impressive, no? Just call me Carter G. Woodson.

Of course, this comes a couple of days after I scored 62 percent on a similarly titled quiz.

But I still believe that Redman has smoked more dope over the course of his life than Snoop. That's Redman, who has co-starred in a movie and TV show both titled "How High."

I stand by my initial answer. And I should know: I am 100 percent black, after all.