No jokes

I don't have the heart or mind to come up with anything decent for April Fool's Day. But I recently came across a potentially great business opportunity, if you're interested.

Some enterprising young man found me through the Internets and has told me that I can earn at least $5,000 a month online - just sitting at home!

That sounds mighty promising. And much better than the time I pestered all my friends to purchase melaleuca products they didn't need.