Malcolm to Barack to ... Tayshaun?

It all makes sense, doesn't it? Judge for yourself.

Barack is lanky, light-skinned and has a nice jumper. Just like Tayshaun. For all we know, Barack might be the best on-ball defender in the Senate.

And you know how us Negroes like to have kids we don't take care of.

This might actually be the gamechanger McCain was hoping and praying for before Election Day. Let's hope the MSM doesn't get a hold of this.