Wednesday, January 7, 2009

A brief exercise in inequality

“The essence of mathematics is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple" - Stanley Gudder.

Al Franken > Norm Coleman

Katt Williams > Steve Harvey

USC > Everyone else

Coloring books > "Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault on America."

Dianne Feinstein > Harry Reid

Serenading convicted felon Ted Stevens < Seating Roland Burris

LeBron > Kobe (overlooking the crab dribble)

808s and Heartbreak < The Love Below

Cuomo > Kennedy

Planning a baby < planning a wedding (seems like it would be easier, right?)

LaDainian Tomlinson < Darren Sproles

America with a Bush in public office < America without a Bush in public office

Oklahoma > Florida

And to think, I used to be pretty awful at math. More later.


Zen said...

Ann Coulter is crazy? Does CP really believe we're buying the "It was planned line"?

blackink said...

I think there's a difference between being crazy and being a lunatic. Ann Coulter IS that difference.

And in CP's case, I imagine at least one of them was planning the baby (her). But no doubt, I'm happy for them. They're going to have a little playmaker.

Zen said...

Playmaker, NO. Paymaker, YES.

blackink said...

Lol. That too.

But she's cute. That how y'all do it in Winston-Salem?

Zen said...

Especially our PG's

blackink said...

Oh, so Randolph Childress had his choice of dimes, too? Seems appropriate.

blackink said...

And, of course, this kid.

Zen said...

Don't forget Mugsy

blackink said...

Muggsy deserves it. There's not a better player in NBA history, inch-for-inch.