Wednesday, January 7, 2009

A brief exercise in inequality

“The essence of mathematics is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple" - Stanley Gudder.

Al Franken > Norm Coleman

Katt Williams > Steve Harvey

USC > Everyone else

Coloring books > "Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault on America."

Dianne Feinstein > Harry Reid

Serenading convicted felon Ted Stevens < Seating Roland Burris

LeBron > Kobe (overlooking the crab dribble)

808s and Heartbreak < The Love Below

Cuomo > Kennedy

Planning a baby < planning a wedding (seems like it would be easier, right?)

LaDainian Tomlinson < Darren Sproles

America with a Bush in public office < America without a Bush in public office

Oklahoma > Florida

And to think, I used to be pretty awful at math. More later.

9 comments:

Zen said...

Ann Coulter is crazy? Does CP really believe we're buying the "It was planned line"?

blackink said...

I think there's a difference between being crazy and being a lunatic. Ann Coulter IS that difference.

And in CP's case, I imagine at least one of them was planning the baby (her). But no doubt, I'm happy for them. They're going to have a little playmaker.

Zen said...

Playmaker, NO. Paymaker, YES.

blackink said...

Lol. That too.

But she's cute. That how y'all do it in Winston-Salem?

Zen said...

Especially our PG's

blackink said...

Oh, so Randolph Childress had his choice of dimes, too? Seems appropriate.

blackink said...

And, of course, this kid.

http://wakeforestsports.cstv.com/sports/m-baskbl/mtt/hicks_broderick01.html

Zen said...

Don't forget Mugsy

blackink said...

Muggsy deserves it. There's not a better player in NBA history, inch-for-inch.