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Tupac and Madonna? Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera? Ok ... sure. I'm willing to consider anything when it comes to the sexual habits of celebrities. I've always thought Hollywood was a sprawling, VIP, five-star brothel.
But the ad also implies that Beyonce has engaged in the, um, adult arts with Bobby Brown and Eminem. That just seems wrong.
I'm almost certain I've never heard or read about that before. Is this a hoax or could it be that I need to start reading Bossip or Media Takeout more often?
h/t Gawker.
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lol. madonna needs a v.i.p shag badge. that was pretty funny. i'm sure it wasn't supposed to be, but....
you know, looking at that list, I almost feel ashamed that I didn't get a crack at Madonna. I feel the same way about Superhead.
Like, obviously, as a man, you don't have enough celeb status if you haven't been caught in a photo with them on Page 6 or Bossip.
It's almost easier to come up with a list of whom they haven't, uh, shagged.
superhead. ump. ump. ump.
well you're already spoke for, but sometimes i be thinkin bout superhead, or when i was doing The Research Project, i usedta be like, would i seriously date, and possibly wife this jawn? fortunately, none of my umm...research assistants were really packin that good mental fiber. but like a Diamond off'a Player's Club who mighta had got a little more caught up in the life for a while but then was tryina straighten it up? iono.
See, I think it'd be real hard to wife Superhead. I'm tryin' not to be immature about things or whatever but, you know, even Romeo from "The Steve Harvey Show" tapped that. Irv Gotti. Shaq. Eddie Winslow from "Family Matters." Bobby Brown. The list goes on ... I didn't even read the second book.
Like, we could never watch TV or music videos together. And we damn near couldn't listen to any hip-hop.
At some point, you've got to draw a line somewhere. And that's mine. I wouldn't clown anyone for going that route. Not at all. Love is that serious, you know?
But back in the day, oh yeah, Superhead - or Diamond - and I could have definitely gone out for a milkshake.
yeah, i think supe is outta bounds, for awwwwwwwwwwllllllllll the reasons you mentioned. lol. but diamond 'nem have the advantage of you not actually necessarily knowin. so it's like, if she done stopped and you say, 'hey, let's get a contract,' then i guess it's possible to try to put that in the past. but then, it depends on the dude, cuz it might be just as hard to walk down the street wonderin if any of them dudes was a ...customer.
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