Apropos of nothing

As always, the daily police reports are both a headache and a source of endless amusement. The following nugget of info came from a shoplifting arrest late last night at a local 7-Eleven:

Staff member [Name redacted] advised that a white female had taken a Big Mama pickled sausage and placed it inside her pants.

I'll never be too old to laugh at that.

Post-script: In case you hadn't noticed, I was completely off the grid yesterday. Posting might be sporadic throughout the week because my to-do list seems to grow by the hour. But I'll still be making an attempt to keep things coming. Thanks for sticking around.