Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Til the cops come knockin'?

What's the opposite of a happy ending?

A 16-year-old girl thought she heard her mother being assaulted by her boyfriend and rounded up some friends who beat him up, only to learn later that the couple actually were having sex, the woman and police said.

The girl misinterpreted the woman's amorous screams, and she and four other teens went to the woman's bedroom in the Torrington home on June 6, police Lt. Bruce Whiteley said Thursday. One of the teens beat the 25-year-old man with a bat and others punched him, police said. He suffered a black eye and several bruises.

7 comments:

Bougie Applebum said...

Does he have a brother?

I don't have any kiddies so we would not be disturbed. I'm just sayin'. lol

blackink said...

Lol. Bougie, you know you wrong.

But really: that woman needs to bite down on a pillow or something if the kids are around. Sheesh.

Bougie Applebum said...

"that woman needs to bite down on a pillow" -- > ROFL!

G.D. said...

"that woman needs to bite down on a pillow or something if the kids are around."

You know? You can't just be all flagrant. And these aren't toddlers who might not remember, but teenagers who could be forever scarred. Come on.

avery said...

But really: that woman needs to bite down on a pillow or something if the kids are around. Sheesh.

and unvarnished commentary like that is exactly why i come around here.

blackink said...

Lol. Just saying ... pillows can be used for more than a headrest, na'meen?

Bougie Applebum said...

True. They make good hand/elbow rests..

I'm just sayin'...