"I'm a virgin. I always have been."

Via Instaputz, I'm not sure that Ross Douthat was watching the same movie that I did:

No movie has made saving — and saving, and saving — your virginity seem as enviable as “The 40-Year Old Virgin,” whose closing segue into connubial bliss played like an infomercial for True Love Waits.

Is it possible that Douthat really does hate sex?

Also, we have completely different views on the word "enviable."