Instructor: So Peter, the way you tweet is by typing something into this boxHonestly ... assuming you bother going to the Twitter site, how could someone need a lesson in Tweeting? And how many lessons do you think he'll need? Do you think SI has AP Tweeting classes?
and then pushing the UPDATE button.
King: This box?
Instructor: No Peter, that’s the address bar of your browser. The white box in the middle of the screen.
King: It’s asking me, “What are you doing?”. What does that mean?
Instructor: It means, what are you doing?
King: Well, currently I’m enjoying a peppermint mocha from Peet’s. PEET’S, FABULOUS JOB MAKING SURE YOUR PEPPERMINT MOCHAS HAVE JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF MINTINESS. Should I write that?
Instructor: I guess. You just have to keep it to 140 characters.
King: What characters? You mean, like Don “Donnie Brasco” Banks?
Instructor: No, I mean 140 letters.
King: But what if I want to go on longer? For example, last week Frank Ames took me to Normandie Farms. Now, I don’t know what they put in their popovers, but you absolutely have to try them. With just a schmear of strawberry butter, they are truly something special. Only gripe? The coffee tasted like it came of out the kidneys of a dehydrated old man. NORMANDIE FARMS, YOU HAVE A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT HOW TO PACK AN ESPRESSO POD… Will I be able to do this “tweeting” while I drive?
Instructor: (kills self)
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