Plan DD?

Since I once - stupidly - explained what a lap dance sometimes involves to the First Lady, I doubt that I'll ever make a career power move like Michael Precker:

A graduate of Columbia Journalism School, he was a foreign correspondent for 11 years in the Middle East and wrote feature articles on countless subjects for the Dallas Morning News. One year, the paper nominated him for a Pulitzer Prize.

Now he has a new job: running a strip club. "I feel lucky," he says.

Once, in my younger days as a cub journalist in Dallas, I was a patron at the very club that Mr. Precker now manages. It was for a friend's bachelor party. Without being too lecherous or disrespectful about it, he is dead-on about being lucky.