Wednesday, April 15, 2009

FunkDoc's Spot

A two-bedroom, two-bathroom studio home in Staten Island? On "MTV Cribs"? For real?

Yep. Redman will beee dat. Ave brought up Funk Doc the other day, so I had to dig up my favorite episode of MTV's mostly mindless peep show into the lives of stars who almost certainly ruined the resale value of their McMansions:



mtv cribs red man

Three important things, assuming you make it through the entire 6-minute video clip:

1. Do you think he really watched "Joe's Apartment"? If so, he's the first and only person I know who's ever done that.

2. The "dollar box"?

3. I bet Red is one of the few artists to appear on "Cribs" who's virtually guaranteed to never get kicked out of his house.

Enjoy.

5 comments:

avery said...

The lotion on the nightstand, son.

Game.
Set.
Match.

blackink said...

Lol. Indeed. Bet you didn't see that at Bow Wow's crib.

Jack T. said...

I remember seeing this and thinking that it couldn't be real. The mess of video game wires in front of the tv is classic.

blackink said...

No doubt. I thought he was running game on everyone.

And maybe he was.

But, yo, my bedroom as a teenager wasn't anywhere as messy as Red's crib. In the truest sense of it, he really did have a bachelor's pad.

Them fish fillets were clutch, too.

avery said...

and Sugar Bear over there asleep...that whole thing was just as over-the-top as a normal show, only in exactly the opposite direction.

personally, even if i had an "mtv cribs" crib, i'd post up in a spot like that. although i can't think of one of my erstwhile old ladies that would go for it.