Geared to really blow your mind

About "Dancing with the Stars" ... I think I'm finally interested.

But seriously, I can appreciate the efforts of the show's producers to fill out the lineup with C-level celebrities. I've been so preoccupied with the additions of Kim K, the Quarterback Killa, Brooke Burke and Mo Green that I nearly forgot Toni Braxton was on the show this season. I mean, gosh, that would have been unthinkable about 10 years ago.

And I haven't even brought up the two-time champ.

So, critics can call the show cheesy or quibble over the definition of star, but there's no denying the show is ratings Viagra. Even I'm watching now. There's no need to fight it.