Self help

Once upon a time, I was single. I pretty much got through those days on ramen-noodle stew (get familiar!), Lean Pockets, Cheerios and lemonade.

I only wish I had Mr. Chi City to help me out during those times. He's like the black version of Joe The Plumber.

A warning: ol' boy is a little rough with the language.

For more from Mr. Chi City's self-improvement series, check out his Web site.